The Merwolf Table of Elements

Remember suffering through chemistry class? Missy is quite an expert at chemistry--at least certain kinds. Her stories can be broken down into the Merwolfverse elements found below. Visit the S.O.A.P Research Center or combine them on your own to produce a chemical reaction. Do try this at home!

H = Henbane
He = Hercules or Hera's left tit, depending on your mood
Li = Lyceus
Be = Be Nice!
B = Bard
C = Chocolate
N = Number of hits on Merwolf.com
O = Oxytocin
F = Feramones
Ne = Never-ending
Na = Name changes
Mg = Missy Good
Al = Ale
Si = Silliness
P = Pups
S = Soulmates
Cl = Clue
Ar = Argo (a rare and noble horse)
K = Potedeia
Ca = Cait
Sc = Scenic mudhole
Ti = Ticklefight
V = Virtue
Cr = Chakram
Mn = Mincemeat Pie
Fe = Feathers
Co = Couch
Ni = Nice @$$
Cu = Cupid
Zu = state of Amazon Nation after the flooding
Ga = Gabrielle
Ge = Jessan
As = Appleseed
Se = Hey! It's PG-13
Br = Breadstick
Rf = Rolling on the floor
Ha = laughter (it's not all mush you know)

Kr = Kerry
Rb = Reboot
Sr = Solari
Y = You, the reader, waiting for an update
Zr = Zeus' renegade nutballs
Nb = Nutbread
Mo = More stories, please
Tc = The Centaurs
Ru = Rumors about Dar and Kerry
Rh = Factor of Kyle's blood type
Pd = pretty damn (speed of Xena's sword)
Ag = color of sword exercises in moonlight
Cd = Bitter Suite
In = Innkeeper Cyrene
Su = Sweathut
Sb = Strawberries
Te = Tease
I = Iolaus
Xe = Xena
Cs = Circus of Salmoneus
Ba = Sheep
Hf = half-goddess
Ta = The Amazons
W = Wolfpack
Re = Read fanfic
Os = Old Soap
Ir = In Reality
Pt = Pithy comments
Au = frequent color for Gab's hair
Hg = Hugs
Ti = Thai food
Pb = Leather
Bi = well, don't hold your breath
Sg = Salacious Gabrielle
Ns = Nummy Showers

Po = Pony
At = Athens
Rn = Xena's medicine kit
Fr = Forest people
Ra = Radiant
La = Lao Ma...her spirit lives
Ce = cellphone
Pr = Princess
Nd = Network traffic Doom
Pm = time of much mushiness
Sm = smirk
Eu = Eustace
Gd = Gods
Tb = To Be updated soon
Dy = blue in the frosting
Ho = Hormones
Er = Destination for Dar's assailants
Tm = Trademark mushiness
Yb = It better be updated soon
Lu = Lunacy
Ac = needed for computers in Miami
Th = Thug
Pa = Paladia
U = Uber (I used to hate this, but...)
Np = Neck Pinch
Pu = Scent of mudholes
Am = refusal to shine
Cm = C'mere
Bk = what Merwolf should publish
Cf = Cliffhanger
Es = Eastern Standard = Missy's time zone
Fm = Foaming at the mouth
Md = yet another beheading for MaryD
No = No Joxer
Lr = Lots of Romance
Mt = Maintext
Uun = University of Undercouch