It's Discovered! Missy's Secret Agenda

reported by: Gaia Mom

Recently discovered by a slightly luny graduate student who was searching for the legendary laundry list, THE AGENDA, as it has already come to be known, was truly and well a hidden one. As most readers already know, last Thanksgiving Day, the determined student hit the jackpot when she discovered an old fashioned floppy disk wedged under a leather couch cushion in Miss Good's childhood home.

The rusty brown stains on the outside of the disk, which inspired no less than three hastily produced scholarly articles by academic librarians vying for tenure, were just yesterday proven to be dried strawberry juice, thus rendering their theories invalid. Tenure was granted anyway.

The text, recorded in Miss Good's own personally encrypted file, is believed to read (in part):

• Amuse and entertain self
• Rack up hits on web site
• Begin rev

This is the full extent of THE AGENDA as it has been decrypted so far. No doubt engineers everywhere are working madly (mostly between 3 and 4 am) to break the code on the rest. Meanwhile, debate rages among Good scholars as well as amateur fans about the mysterious third entry:

"Begin revolution"

was the obvious first thought of many, though some Good worshipers insist that it must be

"Begin revising Section 2000 of the X & G chronicles"

A small but vocal group calling themselves The Pups, however, insists that Miss Good would never revise anything unless forced, and that it must be

"Begin revealing plans for Mystery Project #198"

as Project #197 was completed late in the year 2000, and #198 was never revealed.

Common sense dictates waiting for the definitive translation, but in the meantime the debate continues, several Ph.D. dissertations are in the works, and a small bitter contingent continues to deconstruct the true meaning of "racking up hits."