*****LATE BREAKING NEWS *****
AGENDA Decoded!

Staff Writer - Gab Waker

Technical experts, brought in to assist in the high priority investigation of Melissa Good's long lost secret agenda, recently recovered from an antique settee in the Roberts-Stuart collection, have made a significant breakthrough.

An unnamed senior technician tasked with detail analysis of the now famous cryptic final line of the document, "begin rev", correlated his findings with those of historical researchers familiar with the acronymic tendencies of turn of the century IT personnel and those of literary scholars who had been researching contemporary correspondence records recently discovered in the rubble of the Egroups Meltdown, a tragedy often speculated to have been a related phenomenon due to its occurrence contemporaneously with the revelation of Ms. Good's Secret Project #197.

The result was confirmed through the efforts of Professor Ishud Getalif, whose statistical study of the famous 'Stat Page' papers has enjoyed worldwide reknown. Although many scholars are unaware of it, these papers contain, in addition to the wealth of numerical data, actual authenticated Merwolf prose, some unknown even to collectors.

Combining these factors, the international team of researchers has established that the mysterious term 'rev' found in the Agenda is, in fact, not an abbreviation, but an acronym! In order to amuse and entertain herself, Ms. Good began a campaign to 'rack up' [Editor's Note: See Doriana Piloto's masterful analysis of the immortal Llachlan's Eight Ball, Corner Pocket, Appendix G, for terminology analysis] hits on (her) web site, in an apparent effort to Reduce Email Volume, thereby avoiding the necessity of yet another lightning strike to further increase her productivity.