Welcome to the Hall of Chocolate

Missy's stories always seem to bring out the hunger in pups. Here is our very own Merwolf's "Kibbles and Bits" area. To make offerings to the holy book of "Kibbles and Bits" howl and trot on over to Offerings and lay your tribute on the altar.

Rules of Chocolate

Submitted by: Syzygy07@aol.com

  • If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
  • Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
  • The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
  • Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
  • If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
  • If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
  • Money talks. Chocolate sings.
  • Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
  • Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
    A. Because no one wants to quit.
  • Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
  • A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
  • If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Chocolate-Marbled Almond Cheesecake.

Chocolate Truffle Pudding

De Creme Au Cafe

Oatmeal Dried Grape/Chocolate Chip Cookies

Tropical Storm Drink

Red, White and Green Phyllo Pizza

Pup Chow

Cinnamon & Sugar Cookies

The Chocolate Cake


Chocolate Chunk Brownies

Kathy's Kahlua Cake

Banana-Stuffed French Toast

Chocolate Punch


Dar's Chocolate Couch (Drink)

Un-Chocolate Pecan Pie

Coconut Custard Pie

Chocolate Fondue

Black Forest Cheesecake

Sex in a Pan

Merpup's Vodkalate

Julius Caesar Salad Dressing

Seasoned Bagel Bites

White Chocolate Mousse

Chocolate Cherry Cake with Fudge Icing

French chocolate mint truffles


Mocha Icing

Golden Baked Chicken on bed of Steamed Rice with Fresh Broccoli


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