You know you're addicted when.....
- You frantically hit the refresh button several times a night
hoping for an update.
- Missy' s stories are the first thing you read in the morning
and the last thing you read at night.
- You've lost count of how many printer cartridges you have
gone through printing her stories.
- Instead of surfing the net for research topics, you are
reading about how dense Dar is.
- You dress up as a forest dweller for Halloween (and all your
friends know what it is because you've talked so much about the stories).
- You stay up until two in the morning to get the latest
update and sleep through your 9:30 class.
- When playing Monopoly with your brother you ALWAYS choose to
be the wolf (ok, so it's really a dog) and you name it "Ares".
- After checking for updates for the 10th time and finally
seeing there is one, you run around screaming "WE HAVE UPDATE" until you realize
your wasting valuable reading time.
- When you keep checking the TV guide for the episode "At
- You expect Cait to beat up Tara.
- You think apples are the most romantic things ever.
- You call out to your 4"11', 85lb employee in a crowded
room to get her attention, however her name is Dina, not Xena.
- The phrase, "centaur poop" is now a part of your
- You're a MerwolfPack member! ARRRROOOOOO!